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Sunday, November 3, 2019

Survival Sunday 244: Kitchen Staples

In Which I Discuss What To Keep In Your Kitchen

I've talked a lot about various basic things you can do with kitchen staples, but it's been quite a while since I've talked about what a kitchen staple is.

Kitchen Staples are basic foodstuffs and ingredients that it's wise to keep in your kitchen. Your three most important kitchen staples if you're going to cook from scratch are, of course, going to be:

  • All-Purpose Flour
  • Sugar
  • Salt
You can cook with just those three. You can't cook much, and this is also assuming you have easy access to water in your kitchen, which you pretty much cannot cook without (I can't think of any recipes where you never need a working kitchen sink), but you can cook something (Asian dumpling dough, for instance is literally just flour and water with maybe some salt).

So what are the most important things to have in your pantry, cupboards, and fridge? Let's find out!

Let's Start with our basic dry ingredients.

We'll assume you want to be able to enjoy baked goods here, as well as stovetop. With that assumption you'll want:
  • All-Purpose Flour
  • Baking Powder
  • Baking Soda
  • Cornmeal
  • Oats (rolled and/or steel-cut)
  • Salt
  • Starch (corn and/or potato)
  • Sugar, Light Brown
  • Sugar, Plain
  • Yeast, Instant
  • Yeast, Active Dry
Pretty simple, right? These dry ingredients will help you make a lot of recipes. You'll need to add things, though, to give it more flavor.

Your basic spice cabinet looks like this:
  • Allspice
  • Basil
  • Bay Leaves
  • Chili Powder
  • Cinnamon
  • Cloves
  • Curry Powder
  • Garlic Powder
  • Ginger
  • Nutmeg
  • Onion Powder
  • Oregano
  • Paprika
  • Parsley
  • Pepper, Black
  • Pepper, Cayenne
  • Pepper, Red Flake
  • Rosemary
  • Thyme
With these spices, you've got quite the leg up on a lot of recipes, and you can, of course, expand it as needed!

Now, you've got all of these dry ingredients. What do you add to them? My suggestions for non-refrigerated additives are:
  • Corn Syrup (I know, but it's useful)
  • Honey
  • Oils
    • Canola/Cooking
    • Olive
    • Sesame
  • Maple Syrup
  • Soy Sauce
  • Vinegar
    • Balsamic
    • Cider
    • White
  • Worcestershire Sauce
And if you're looking for fridge Staples, here you are:
  • Butter
  • Eggs
  • Milk

Yeah. That's pretty much it. If you have regular milk and vinegar, you can make "sour milk", which is a good substitute for buttermilk, and it's best to pick cream up when you need it and not before.

Finally, we have the "Other" section of Staples - things that are useful to bulk up your pantry and keep you noshing in case of emergencies:
  • Beans
  • Canned Goods
    • Fruits (I like to avoid "in syrup", since that's too much sugar)
    • Meats/Fish (yes, that includes tuna and SPAM)
    • Veggies (green beans and corn are the most popular here)
    • Soup (tomato and chicken noodle are our go-to)
    • Sauce (tomato sauce, mostly)
  • Onions
  • Pasta
  • Potatoes
  • Rice
Seriously, if you have dried beans, rice, and pasta, plus some random canned goods, some butter, some olive oil, and some spices, you have meals. The canned meats are, of course, optional if you're vegetarian/vegan, and they're very high in sodium, so don't add salt to anything you're making with them, but these  will help you cook a ton. Don't refrigerate your potatoes or onions, because they'll get shriveled and gross.

I think that'll about do it for my basics today, so I'll leave you with this last note:

You don't have to buy everything at once. If you have the opportunity to get pre-packaged meals and/or mixes as you're building your pantry, then do it. Trust me when I say that by haunting sales, you'll end up with all of the canned and dry goods you'll ever need - especially if you live in a city, where I'd imagine it's a lot easier to find stuff for cheaper!

Go Enjoy Something!
FC

Sunday, October 27, 2019

Survival Sunday 243: Living Off The Loaf

In Which I Have Again Forgotten To Cook...

It's a busy world, boys and girls. A busy world in which, occasionally, you cannot find the time and/or energy required to cook.

So what do you do when all you have is a few minutes to slam something together, but it's cold, and you want something filling?

Toast.

You make toast.

I've talked about a few variations on toast in this blog - garlic toast, specifically.

You can, in fact, make an entire meal of toast if you're clever!

Need a quick breakfast?

  1. Toast some bread - Oatmeal, White, Potato, or Butter work best here
  2. Slather on some peanut butter (or peanut butter alternative) while it's still really, really hot
  3. Sprinkle with cinnamon and sugar (or sugar alternative)
There, you've had breakfast. Add more slices if you're more hungry, only eat one if you're not. Either way, the peanut butter (or alternative) acts as your morning protein and the sugar and cinnamon make you feel like you were just naughty.

Need some lunch?
  1. Toast more bread - any kind works here
  2. Slather with a large quantity of cream cheese
  3. Add veggies and/or spices to your taste
OR
  1. Toast some bread (again, any kind)
  2. Get you some avocado
  3. Slice that avocado and lay it on your toast
  4. Avocado toast.
I hate avocado, but if you love it, this fatty little jungle bomb is perfect for keeping you going throughout the day!

Dinner?
  1. Get you some bread (the loaf kind, not the money kind, though if you have money, just order a pizza or something lol)
  2. Lay your bread out and smear it with butter/margarine/whatever you use instead of either of those
  3. Sprinkle it with garlic, onion, a little black pepper, some paprika
  4. Sprinkle that with cheese (whatever you think would go well with garlic and onion, I've had great success with both Pepperjack and taco cheese, though mozzarella is also tasty!)
  5. Toast that bread in a toaster oven NOT A VERTICAL TOASTER JESUS DON'T DO THAT
  6. Wait for that cheese to be bubbly and lovely
  7. Take that tasty concoction out
  8. If you'd like, you can slice the toast into sticks with a pizza cutter and dip the sticks in marinara
OR!
  1. Get you some bread - the firmer the better, so go with stuff that's just about to go stale for this, and white or whole wheat are your best bets here
  2. Spread a thin layer of pizza sauce on your bread
  3. You see where I'm going here
  4. We're making pizza toast
  5. Cheese, fixin's like pepperoni or olives or whatever go on top
  6. Toast that sucker in the toaster oven (again, DO NOT USE IN VERTICAL TOASTER EVER)
  7. Again with the bubbly cheese!
  8. Remove, and now you have a pizza toast to nom.

Heck, you can even use toast for dessert by slathering it with ice cream or nutella or cookie butter or fruit and jam or whatever!

So yeah.

Toast is basically perfect for every meal.

Can you tell I haven't cooked in a while?

:P

Go Enjoy something, guys!
FC