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| In Which Much Silliness Was Watched |
So... the Good Brothers themselves, those Gimmicky Madmen, Gallows & Anderson made another Pay Per View. It's fifteen dollars, and you can get it on FiteTV, and if you were interested, let me just say... Watch the thing. Seriously, it's worth every penny!
You just shouldn't watch it with children.
Or probably your parents.
Because it's... very NSFW.
I mean, the last PPV had a match involving a dildo graveyard, so... maybe don't watch this if you're not in the mood for something rauncy, stupid, and incredibly silly.
This show has it all!
It has a murder mystery!
It has Little People!
It has a Softcore Match!
It has Marks Working Themselves Into A Shoot!
It has Zombies!
It has a sex swing!
It has bad CG!
It has surprisingly good CG!
It has music!
It has...
It's got a lot of weird shit going on, let's be real.
This Pay Per View, much like the last one, felt like a bunch of friends getting together and making a very stupid home movie, but with one with a script and editing. And a whole lot of beer. And vehicular manslaughter. And disMemberment (that's not accidental, that capital letter...).
Do you want to see a Lucha Death Match between Chavo Guerrero Jr and Chico El Luchador? TSAM2's gotcha covered.
Do you want to see 99% naked dudes with aggressively pasty dad-bods wrestling in g-strings? TSAM2's gotcha covered.
Do you want to see a very, very mean parody of the WWE tag team Retribution involving feces? TSAM2's gotcha covered.
Do you want to see Chris Jericho reprising his Southpaw role?
TSAM2's gotcha covered.
Do you want to see the token Good Match?
uh... you've bought the wrong PPV for excellent wrestling. This is pure chaos, folks.
Come for the ridiculousness of Karate Man Ethan Page vs an actual freaking zombie, stay for a couple of beefy nutcases getting their scrotums torn off while Big Poppa Pump calls them out on their stupid booking.
In all seriousness, though, this is a great show, and despite me not particularly thrilled that they keep giving Enzo and James Ellsworth a paycheck, I'm satisfied that the 15 bucks spent went to ensuring another one of these stupid shows get made.
It's 2020. The year is a dumpster fire, and sometimes, you just want a subversive, nonsensical Idiocracy-adjacent wrestling show to lighten the mood.
Well done, you delirious weirdos.
PS - yes, Virgil's in it. Yes, there are Olive Garden breadsticks involved. Yes it's as silly as it sounds. That's the point.
Go Enjoy Something!
What a fun, wild pay per view!
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